Weird Al steps forward to disclaim Kid Rock parody video: "That's not me. That's actually Kid Rock."

I remember the first time I saw Kid Rock on TV in 1998.

I thought, either this is an elaborate and brilliant SNL sketch, or the 90s are officially over.

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don’t even have to roll it:

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I don’t know who these gentlemen are but that’s probably the least sexy display of sideboob I’ve ever seen.

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:nauseated_face:

I wouldn’t think you’d be one to forget that we have a blur option here.

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Normally I would have but this whole story is about a big gross boob so…

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I want to know who the bassist/vocalist running the hook is. Chris Cornell the Lesser vibes there.

Now to decide if I want to raise Kid Rock’s google relevance even a smidge to find out…

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I follow Weird Al’s account, but I didn’t know the video he was referring to. So I watched some at random.

Turns out ALL of them look like a Weird Al parody. Wow. Just wow.

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He’s waving around a gun while riding a middle-finger-missile launched from Mount Rushmore. Somehow “nerve” isn’t the first thing that leaps to mind that he’s got a lot of. (Unless that’s the name for a new type of meth…)

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I don’t know. I played the video, my eyes and ears bled. Somehow, his age didn’t seem to matter. Of course, his music had that effect on me, even when he was a puppy.

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But why didn’t you ask the guy who brought up age upthread? Why ask me?

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How is sucking a dick “sideways” an insult. As a (very) gay lady, I know next to nothing about those dangly things but it seems sucking it sideways would be no worse than sucking it frontways. Idk.

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I don’t know why so many guys use “suck a dick” as an insult then expect their sex partners to willingly provide said service.

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Poor technique. Shows no pride in one’s activities.

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Because they don’t care about their sexual partners and see it as a means of degrading them?

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Well blessed be the c*cksuckers, sayeth I. They’re doing God’s work.

Not Jehovah, obviously, but one of the fun gods like Priapus or Rati.

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LOLs. That is self parody…

If I am going to listen to one Detroit rapper who cusses a lot I’d rather it be ICP.

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ICP counts as a single rapper?

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Magnets…:man_shrugging:

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