Weird lady forces Jesus on a baby

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Why is she broadcasting from the Everybody Loves Raymond set?

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Can’t she just indoctrinate her children into blind consumerism like I did?

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Well isn’t that special!

I can’t wait to see the episode when she finds out where babies come from.

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I thought it was one of the more insightful TED Talks, personally.

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What you did there…

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“And all you need is a mirror, a bible, and a picture of Jesus.”

“And yes we do disinfect them, thank you.”

Maybe not exact quotes from the video, but close enough.

Reminded me a bit like Dana Carvey’s old “church lady” routine years ago on SNL. “That’s precious!”

Hilarious video… but I feel sorry for the babies.

Oh, the humanity! 8^}

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STRANGER THINGS

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Ramen.

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Ah, right. Not sure she needed the help though.

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Baby: “Aaagh! It burns! IT BURNS!!”.

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I think you mean, “Soon Jesus will be deciding when she poops.”

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is a GREAT Tim and Eric sketch! So good!

Wait- what?
No.
Really?

FUCK THIS WORLD AND EVERYTHING ON IT I’LL BURN IT ALL DOWN.

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I like how you imagine yourself a laser-eyed t-rex, bro.

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She really didn’t but it made the video shorter, at least.

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Uh, the editing is BRILLIANT.

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Or how they are made

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You win this thread.

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Jesus sculpture made from excrement = blasphemy.
Jesus appearing in a child’s poo = holy icon.

Got it.

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