West Virginia mayor glad to see "ape in heels" Michelle Obama replaced by beautiful Melania Trump

She was paid multiple times for modeling gigs prior to getting a visa allowing her to work in the country (which normally you would have to be out of the country to get, and THEN enter the country).

Besides, they don’t have a work visa for escorts. That’s why you have to marry them instead. :wink:

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yeah… I’m not really cool with this piling on Melania Trump like this. What the woman in the OP said about Michelle Obama is incredibly racist and reprehensible. Melania Trump did not say it, though and I don’t think she deserves us snarking about her modeling career.

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Better an ape in heels than a pig in lipstick.

I remember her being called an ice queen and similar comments about her demeanor. Not that she looked like an animal. I think you catch my drift here.

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I really don’t think anyone wins in that analogy/fight.

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Soft porn is not a “modeling” career. Soft porn shoots like what Melania was in are the equivalent of actors head shots for escorts. She’s fair game like it or not when discussing so-called “classy” and or “dignified”.

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So what she did porn. Who fucking cares. She’s also a human being. Slut shaming isn’t cool just because someone else went for a stupid racist trope.

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More James Bond style super-villain as a look really…

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This all day. She could have starred in hardcore porn for all I care. She could have been a prostitute, whatever. That doesn’t make it right to judge her, no matter what she is or was.

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I was going to add “She’s not my First Lady” to my bumper sticker wish list but it made me sound like a slut.

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Hillary Clinton was singled out very early during the Clinton/Bush election. Part of that was due to her very public presence in her husband’s role as Governor of Arkansas, as well as her own professional career. Another element was that this was the period where the GOP started to go full ape-shit with their attacks. Newt Gingrich was pretty much the architect for this shift (and later the dumbing down of support staff) and even older members of the GOP (like Bob Dole) weren’t comfortable with the shift from political attacks to calling folks “anti-Christ” just to get attention.

Unfortunately, this approach seemed to work. My own mother, who on multiple occasions justified only having two kids a decade apart by saying that she “had her own life to live” and wasn’t “a baby factory”, would sound like Phyllis Schlafly when Hillary’s “baking cookies” comment was mentioned.

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Sigh… This escalated quick.

It doesn’t matter that the racist women aren’t wank material and easy on your manly eyes so they theoretically can’t say stupid racist things about the first lady.

Everyone in this thread is conflating “calling less than human” with “calling ugly” and going on pot calling kettle over this. If the women are pretty, young, slim or ugly, a pig, fat DOESN’T MATTER. They could give you hardons for weeks on end, at the end of the day that soul is ugly, mind still limited and thinking still racist.

Really, most Boing Boing guys are very smart and a pleasure to read, but when you all go counteracting racism with sexism it’s so lazy it hurts.

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As I understand it she’s not illegal. But doesn’t her first name mean “black”? Has anybody checked her birth certificate really, really carefully?

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Jesus, Pamela. Now you have to issue an apology for that typeface. Try to make this a real one.

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I haven’t had a good nights sleep since the election and I would really really just like to wake up in happy land instead of the all-things-bad-and-ugly-land myself.

Going out for coffee and fresh air, back in four years… Have a good day everyone.

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Yea, the whole apartment looks like Louis XIV fucked a Saudi princess.

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We all feel that way.

Have a good walk, okay!

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I have only one objection to Melania Trump, and it’s her husband. For all we know she’ll do a Michelle Obama. The world she was in is a rather fluid one in which assigning a particular status to a particular woman is perhaps rather pointless, and the issue to focus on is that her husband seems to be fine with that world. But we have no idea what she felt about it at the time.

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We already know her speeches will be good.

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