West Virginia mayor glad to see "ape in heels" Michelle Obama replaced by beautiful Melania Trump

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I hope you don’t mind the suggested correction.

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I’d add that the only thing that I really care about the "modeling while illegal’ kerfuffle is that it is glaring evidence of what an utter hypocrite Trump is.

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And I think THAT point is more than fair. Making fun of Melania for performing in softcore porn isn’t.

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I doubt we will ever find out, but I am curious how the comment did not trigger the “racist” flag for them. Were they just referring to the First Lady as unattractive, like the comments here did of them? What would they judge as a racist comment?

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Reported by the AP, so no question of bias. Here are a representative three articles on it:

Politico

Mother Jones

Refinery29

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My opinion is that she looks like Jabba the Hut.

Exactly.

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Every First Lady has been insulted at some point. I remember hearing Laura Bush being referred to as a “Xanax-addled Stepford Wife.” Nancy Reagan was called a dragon lady. Not as bad as being called “a Ape in heels” though. I’m not big on the idea of giving any grief to Melania Trump. We all make bad decisions in life, but imagine how awful it would be if the choices you made meant that you were now the only person in the country who had to see Donald Trump naked.

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Hmm. You could probably do it with one emoji these days if you pick the right one.

Dear lord, that last sentence.

Pass the mind-bleach…

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Can someone slap together a “Mad Libs” style generic apology for for racist/sexist comments. I have a feeling it will be needed… a lot.

And please don’t dump too hard on West Virginia, they get points for decided to break away from Virginia during the Civil War. And have the second lowest per-capita income in the nation.

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Perhaps she has VR goggles that she puts on. The best VR goggles.

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It would be very difficult to convince me that he doesn’t have a side piece. Or several. Or highly specialized staff. Loyalty does not seem to be his strong suit.

Also, I have opinions about people’s attractiveness. I’m sure everyone does. I just don’t think that I need to tell people what those opinions are. (Edit: MBrody, this last bit is not directed at you.)

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Men in black robes chopping the woman’s head off? I think this simile may be a little misdirected.

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SO FAR.

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The founder of the Gulbenkian family was advised by his doctor, on health grounds, to have only one mistress and swap her for another one each year.

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both she and Michelle O are right to bare arms. Just sayin’

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For the love of Dog, you could have blurred that! Think I’ll be giving lunch a miss today. :no_mouth:

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