Source: Perry Bible Fellowship
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Last I checked a mirror, my eyes are on the front of my head, but I also seem to have a small blind spot directly in front of me. This correlates directly to my giving up little league baseball at age 8 after one too many pairs of broken glasses…
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Or Paul F Tompkins
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I knew he was fucking those poodles.
That’s called “Porky Pigging it”.
I’m doing it right now.
Maybe I’m not.
You’ll never know.
Stupider; I’d wager.
Remember, we’re like the only species that actively destroys its natural habitat…
*waits
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Oh I just meant that our eyes are too close together, but your point is equally valid.
When the inevitable Animal Uprising occurs, I wish to self-identify as a pony. If only I had the eyes for it…
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Sharks are an intreresting exception to that.
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