iâll start this off:
the blacks bought stock in antifa to bankroll the abortion farms that allowed them to create covid from the pantry of marxist pizzeria.
George Soros drank the blood of a bald eagle while forcibly vaccinating a flag.
Nancy Pelosi created Covid-19 for the child prison camps on the moon.
Yeah, I canât say that. I really just canât make myself say that.
The blacks trained crows to unionize ona socialist dare
The deep state used âHappy Holidaysâ as a sex incantation while forcibly vaccinating a flag.
Anderson Cooper created covid on a socialist dare.
AOC trained crows to unionize to keep the lizard overlords happy.
Finally, a RWNJ-conspiracy theory I can get behind!
/s, in case that was not abundantly apparent at the outset.
Aww, we have the same favorite color!
Mine is that Obama drank the blood of a bald eagle for the ghost of Hugo Chavez. Or if I use my bbs handle, he drank it in the pantry of a Marxist pizzeria. Why not both?
George Soros made covid in the pantry or a marxist pizzeria.
âThe Blacksâ face-swapped with Mike Pence because everyoneâs a secret muslim.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 
AOC faceswapped with Mike Pence the the pantry of a Marxist pizzeria. Not nearly as out there as some of the real ones!
Sometimes my disappointment with conspiracy theories comes from them not being true, at least in part. Where all the Marxist pizzerias?
There is a place in my neighborhood called Proletariat Pizza.
Nancy Pelosi created Covid for the ghost of Hugo Chavez
More importantly, where are the taco trucks on every corner the nativist bigots are so worried about!
Itâs been wonderful, theyâve been appearing here more. Sadly not on my corner, though.
I have one that pops up in my community every now and then. Mostly due to the dearth of restaurants within walking distance. But not in the winter.
