We both live in the U.S.
For now, I guess.
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You haven’t?
I mean…neither have I.
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Even after his inauguration, neither of us live in DC.
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That’s a lot of disclaimers prepositional phrases that leave a lot of unanswered questions. Who previously occupied the furniture? Where did the sex worker micturate? What did you pay for precisely?
With this amount of prevarication, I think we’ve uncovered yet another commonality.
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there, there, it’s okay. I’m sure you studied and didn’t use family money to buy your grades.
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We both like taco salads?
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We both think everyone else who was running for President on the Republican side are all assholes.
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Bad hair is something Trump and I have in common.
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Is Alaska a state? I mean, uh. Me neither.
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We both grew up in a consumer culture that encourages insecurity and worship at the alter of self.
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As an ex-sufferer of opiate induced constipation, I used to like real-life do that when I had a stress-free movement. Sorry for tmi.
TLDR: Pooping is funny until you stop doing it right.
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We both share a sense of complete and utter contempt for the people that voted him into power.
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Like Donald, I would totally bang Ivanka.
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Neither of us would make a good president.
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There is such a thing as paradoxical diarrhea also.
If you don’t know what this is from experience, count yourself lucky.
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Not a goddamned thing anymore.
–“Sparky” Petersen
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Neither of us is going to make America great again.
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We both think Mexico should build a wall along the US/Mexico border, but for opposing reasons.
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