Isn’t it more like Cult37 now (and dropping)?
I cut right to the chase and – in general conversation – refer to him as “That Stupid Fuck”.
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If you go with UNCONCIOUS Masses (UM, rather than US), you could call him SCROTUM.
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The wife now calls him Chuck-id…
Chuck because he freaks her out like a giant Chuckie doll and ID because, well, he is 100% ID.
So-Called Ruler Of The Unwashed Masses = SCROTUM
I like it.
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I’ve been writing … millionaire former reality TV star Donald Trump.
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Yes, but I’d stick with “Unconcious” in order to differentiate ourselves from the boneheads who voted for tRump; ‘unwashed’ does not imply “stupid”.
Note that we could leverage off of SCROTUM to righteously poke fun at his tiny hands (meaning ‘penis’).
BTW: Has anyone noticed the growing number of penis-related stories popping up here on BB? Something’s… up.
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The names I’ve settled on are Mr. Trump (which pointedly avoids the P-word), the Orange One, That Man, and DJT (initials are always fitting). Another commenter suggested Mr. T, but I’d rather leave that name to the black, formerly bling-wearing tough-guy actor.
But now I’m also calling him the Tweeter-in-Chief, just as I called GWB the Smirker-in-Chief.
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Those Scots have a way with words.
I like “clueless numpty.”
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I tend to call him “Trump”, but for the sake of those who can’t stand to use his name and have been replacing parts of it with asterisks (e.g. “T****p”), I have suggested vaguely letter-shaped emoji, e.g.:
D:baby:n:poop:ld J. T:bug:
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[feel free to cut-and-paste without credit]
(Hmmm… emoji here are shaped a bit differently than elsewhere; the “r” and “m” resemblance is lost.)
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I’ve called every president from Kennedy to Obama “our president,” with varying degrees of affection and irony, but I just can’t call Trump “our president.”
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I have previously referenced him as Trump since to me that sounds like a put down. But many have pushed for reducing him to 45. I have been using that but it doesn’t have any punch to me. And starting a sentence with it doesn’t work.
Trump just made living Illegal.
Living now made illegal by 45.
Meh. I need a new term.
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To match one of the ways I’ve seen people (John Oliver in particular) refer to Sean Spicer, how about referring to Trump as an Alec Baldwin impersonator?
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