I assume many of them only know of non-white skin from secondhand accounts.
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Trump Harkonnen.
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Donāt besmirch the good Baron.
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Exactly what I was thinking
giant magic evil orange monster
Do you mean Donald Trump, or Gossamer?
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OK, but why not photoshop his hair into normalcy at the same time?
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This only convinces me more that Alan Partridge Steve Cougan is the perfect person to play Trump when you need a parody or even a serious movie made about him. His persona Alan Partridge is so similar in behavior he barely even has to learn any new mannerisms.
Skip to 9 minutes in to see him with a fat face, even closer!
thereās no reason to make fun of Trumpās appearance, make fun of his ideas. Such as the stupid idea he had to dye himself orange.
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I actually donāt think he looks bad without the tan. He looks like an old guy (which heā¦ kindaā¦ isā¦?). The tan justā¦ makes him look like heās trying way too hard. o.o
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If you take the difference between the two images you get this nightmare-inducing visage. Well, I didnāt want to sleep tonight anyway 
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There just aināt enough pixels in the bit bucket to even start on that.
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This is where you end up, going down that road.
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Without his trademark orange tan, Trump looks surprisingly horrific
Fixed that for youā¦
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Parsnip is the new carrot.
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I donāt know about rich orange people but I am know someone in the mid high middle class (by which I mean making less than 150K a year) who was orange due to consuming an excess of carrots for a long time. He returned to more normal skin tones after he stopped consuming so many carrots. He had reasons. I wouldnāt say good reasons but we all do silly things.
I rather doubt Trump acquired his orangeness by eating carrots, though. The orange wouldnāt avoid the bags under his eyes if heād come by it ā¦ honestly? 
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As is almost exclusively the case with examples of excessive make-up, the natural version looks better*
*Or at the very least, not as terrible
I really donāt understand why the orange is a thing. itās demonstrably worseā¦
Damn, i quick replied to the first sentence without letting the second one sink in. I fully agree it seems 
When my brother was 2 his favorite thing was carrot juice. He loved it, and got kind of orange until our mom slowed him down.
Iām totally with you on the bags under his eyes. I wonder if he does it himself, like the hair?
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OK I have to say, the fake orange crap takes a couple of kilos off. Huh.
Excuuuuuuuse meā¦ EXCUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSE MEEEEEEEā¦
