We had so much hope! And there wasn’t even change in there.
18 Likes
I’ll be honest, i did not put money on the Gofund me because i never got around to it but i definitely spent a lot of time on the thread. 10/10 would do it again.
14 Likes
The safe was full of hearty lulz and not at the expense of democracy. I’m satisfied.
12 Likes
Did Stephen Hawking demagnetize it first?
8 Likes
What about the dank carpet???
Best destroy it with fire. It’s probably infested with memes from the 1930s.
10 Likes
Your ‘find’ was more exciting than Geraldo’s.
3 Likes
Right? Reddit can blow me. If I run across a sealed, forlorn safe I’m bringing it to yous guys.
5 Likes
3 Likes
Thank you for closure.
10 Likes
5 Likes
Cursed? Oops, then I guess folks need to be cautious about this latest offer from Boing Boing Store:
[quote=“Boing Boing Store”]DoubloonBox is a unique subscription service that is offering an alternative to buying doubloons at the market. There’s no shortage of subscription boxes out there, but DoubloonBox is the first I’ve found that speaks to gold-hoarding antiquaries in this way.
Sign up for DoubloonBox and they’ll send a box of hand-picked doubloons straight to your door each month. All of the coins are appraised by small, family-run dealers and picked by experts. Most importantly, the gold is 100% non-organic and humanely treated, meaning you get all the metal you need without any of the toxins.
My immediate worry with this business model was shininess, but DoubloonBox plastic wraps their gold at the peak of shininess and delivers their boxes packed with argon. It’s incredibly shiny and delightful.
If you’re looking to try out the service without committing, you can get a great deal on your first box for a limited time. There are several combinations of coins you can pick from like doubloons and pieces of eight, escudos and doubloons, etc. Each box is stocked with a hefty amount of gold that I use for multiple transactions.
If you love pirate gold, I highly suggest you try it out for yourself or give it as a gift this holiday season.[/quote]
I’m a bit suspicious, though. “New” doubloons? And 81% off? Sounds too good to be true…
17 Likes
is that 81% less cursed?
7 Likes
This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.
