What would happen to a pair of Crocs at the bottom of the ocean?

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I suspect they’d be gathered up by an octopus who would be frustrated it did not find three more pair of comfy, if not terribly stylish clogs.

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Now let’s try Crocs again, but with Mario Batali still wearing them.

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What would happen to a pair of Crocs at the bottom of the ocean?

I frankly could not have gone on with my life, not one minute more, without this most poignant information.

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They’d still be ugly?

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Geez, my wife had to go on a research cruise and dive to 4.5 km in a Japanese submersible to get her souvenir squished Cup Noodles cup!

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The only way anything buoyant like that would end up on the ocean floor is if someone in a bathysphere was littering.

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One less Karen in the world?

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Surely there’s enough of our crap at the bottom of the ocean that we don’t need to imagine any more?

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You know what’d be really cool? A human head.

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I’m inspired to write some fanfiction!
“For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn.” -E. Hemingway
“Same shoes; now one is 5% shorter.” -Spin1

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So you know what looks really cool when taken down to great depths? Styrofoam head wig stands.

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He should have tried that with a banana. He’d have gotten more people just looking at it.

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