What would you do if your cat was the size of an elephant?

Don’t come crying to us when we find bits of you in Mega-Fluffy’s litterbox.

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+1 for mega-fluffy

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im curious how you even get a cat that large in through the door. :house: :cat2:

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Once :smiley:

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I think a better question is how would you keep a cat that large out via the door! They’ll just make their own door!

a clifford for size

Excited Clifford The Big Red Dog GIF by PBS KIDS

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hmm, interesting biases in the AI used by bing.

“clifford as a cat” got me a bunch of red cats, no indicators of size
“clifford as a cat outside of a house”, got me a bunch of orange cats, apparently normal sized.

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With AI, you get what ya get…

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She wins (almost) every time. It’s common in our house for one person to call another to ask to be “rescued” because none of us can bring ourselves to move the sleeping cat, but we know if someone else approaches, she’ll usually get up so as to maintain her reputation of being aloof.

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Splendid, they will go with my giraffe.

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Cats are surprisingly good at squeezing into spaces

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Because they are liquid, as well illustrated by your photo!

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Like a Mimmoth?

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If this magic happened, I’m going to hope my scent is the same, and that the 3 cats I raised from tiny babies, bathed and fed by hand, will recognize me and decide against murder.

One of them, though? She would 100% eat me for sport if given the chance.

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Oh my. My Jasmine is an “in-your-face sneezer”.

bill murray ghostbusters GIF by IFC

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As has been scientifically proven:

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But not before batting you around a bit?

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Well, he would flop over so I could rub his belly, so I would have to do that. I would try to discourage him from jumping up on my desk.

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I kept thinking of this last night as our other extra-cuddly cat, Ramon, desperately needed to be up on my shoulder so he could purr and stick his nose into my ear. It’s hard to say no to such a thing, no matter how many times he does it, so he stayed there for about half an hour as I finished my water, watched a few YouTube videos, and played some Spider. By the time my partner convinced him to let her pick him up so I could be freed, my arm was almost completely asleep.

Yeah, it’s probably a good thing he’s not the size of an elephant!

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