What's inside this mysterious safe dropped in a farmer's field?

The contents of the box are either:

  • Geraldo Rivera’s career.

  • All the fucks I have left to give regarding 2020.

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It even works in code lines, which is not how code markup in forums is supposed to work.

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There’s even a user called ■■■■■ and it works in their username, too.

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kal el

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Turns out Krypton people are 1mm tall and the vehicle was occupied all the time.

Cube-square ratio explains why Superman is so strong.

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It’s a safe-ception

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If you’re gonna go for a destructive method, how about this one?

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fell off a plane

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Ovaltine has really upped their marketing game.

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Not going to open the safe?!? Why did he even tell us about it? GODAMNITSOMUCH!

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caitlin-doughty-■■■■■

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MWH__moist__FGD135

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How come your use of the adjective didn’t get censored? Not fair!

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Is this like the Scottish play?

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Most ■■■■■ mist

mоist <-- why is this one different?

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