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Note to self. Get a parrot that learns the anguished screams of my future victims.
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Something I taught him when I was a kid and Rambo lived in a cage.
Or maybe he learned it from the woman locked in the basement…
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Twist ending: The parrot learned how to say “Help! Help! Let me out!” from the girl in the basement.
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If First Blood taught me anything it’s that the police are likely now the ones in distress.
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We all know how that would have gone down if the person with the bird was black…
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How do we know Rambo doesn’t really mean what he says? 
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Rrrraaawk! Let me out! Let me out!
“Ha ha, oh, it’s just a bird! What a hilarious misunderstanding.”
Awwwwwk, I’m a sentient being, I’ve learned English just so that I can demand that someone set me free! Rrraaaawk!
“Wow, they certainly do have an impressive vocabulary.”
Rrrrraawwwwk, this is a nightmare! I am literally looking you directly in the eye and begging you to release me from this bird cage! Please, officer, for the love of God, help me! ♪whistles♫
“You’re a pretty bird!”
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That’s the terror of knowing
What this world is about.
Watching some good friends screaming,
“Let me out!”
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