But we’re also royalty, so there’s that!
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How’s that, now?
As one of the many, many Jennifers of my day, I feel your pain. 
(And coincidentally, my younger-by-a-few-months cousin is another Chris.)
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The “liz” in your profile name doesn’t refer to Elizabeth? Guess I’m just seeing what I want to see!
Now that I look back at that list, I’m realizing that #3 probably makes more sense. Oh well!
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Ah, I see.
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My name is not common, so real people by my name are fine, I guess. But if you include fictional characters, there is so. much. assault.
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I gotta say you made my day with an epic word-slay. Cheers, beers for our peers, and I hold you all most dear.
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I think there were three Jonathans in my class of 20 at school. And Johnny is not a shortening for it…
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There should be an Emma in the list somewhere though.
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“Tiffany?”
Dare I ask?
Every time I make a sweeping generalization it turns out to be wrong–well, not every time–but the only Tiffany I’ve ever met who wasn’t at least a little crazy was a lamp.
Of course “crazy” can be a good thing.
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Well, to be fair, the last “Tiffanee” I encountered was a bit mentally/emotionally unstable, so you may be onto something, there…
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It took me a while to find the site with this.
Did I miss a link? I’m running noscript…
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I swear to fsm, the lack of Jeff’s is freaking me out.
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Since it’s based on mug shots, maybe Jeffs are just very sneaky?
Juans are apparently not sneaky enough to avoid capture.
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Murder. 
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What’s with all the Js?
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I believe the current accepted term is “cinnamon roll.” 
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