Should have scrolled, but I didn’t think anyone else would see the Garp parallel.
I always thought my ideal death would be by lightning strike. Nearer the bottom of the list, I have now added “pinned in the footwell of a car wreck while choking to death on a freshly disembodied dick”
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Never have oral sex with a chimp. Or a bear. Just to be safe, not Greg Evigan either.
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Theoretically, it should be a possible cause of accidents with a female driver, but the positioning is probably tricky.
Let me check Chilton’s Carma Sutra…
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After he recovers, he will need to take his shortcomings in hand, & consider if less toothsome assignments in the future should be the order of the day.
After all, this one was pretty gristlely, especially for his former partner who obviously got a mouthful of trouble.
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The judge will now hear oral arguments…
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I enjoy a bacon and jelly sandwich as much as the next guy, but at least bring your car to a stop first. It can get a bit messy.
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either no ice in the gin or wodka …or neither
Oh Florida Man…
That guy needs an SUV with a heads-up display!
Life imitating art?
(Titus, S01 E09 “Episode Eleven”)
I’m the right age for that reference to have immediately come to mind.
I was thinking more Parenthood
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Cruise control and lane assist on then slide the seat back.
I was thinking American Gods
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I much prefer the “pull over and turn off the car” method, myself. Even better is just to get somewhere a lot more comfortable but I understand some people have kids at home or other reasons not to do that.
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