Originally published at: While enjoying a BJ, a Florida driver blew it when he crashed into a FedEx truck | Boing Boing
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Well that sucks.
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Did he blow through a stoplight, too? Not that he isn’t in deep trouble already.
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I’ve never heard of someone trying to drive with a cock in their mouth.
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The crash didn’t suck as much for the two people inside the FedEx truck,
Impeccable.
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Woman performing oral sex on driver causes vehicle crash into FedEx truck.
C’mon local news, that phrasing puts way too much blame on the woman.
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Carla’s phrasing is Archer level for a BJ car crash story don’t 'ya think?
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Yikes. Sudden stop like that…things could get…chompy.
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This is the beginning of Stephen King’s Thinner, isn’t it?
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Blame … Credit …
Tomato, Tomahto
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I cannot stop laughing! 
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Well, she didn’t end up being accidentally turned undead by being given the sun in the form of a Leprechaun’s coin, so it could have turned out worse for them.
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Reminds me of a line from “The World According to Garp”
Roberta: I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick…
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There’s the matter of oral culpability here.
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A lot of drivers don’t know how to handle a stick these days.
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American Gods!
I understood that reference!
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If ever there was a story crying out for an illustration by neural network… I’d love to see what it would do with the story elements here. It’d probably be nightmare fuel.
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I thought it might be Shorter
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No, it’s the end of The World According to Garp.
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