White House events "more dimly lit than in previous administrations" to hide conspicious orangeness of Trump's winter tan

So, now more of a burnt umber shit-gibbon?

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Ochre ogre.

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As an oil painter, I would say burnt umber + cadmium orange.

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I think he’s an umber bulk, from the way his supporters are confused.

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The lighting isn’t the only thing in the White House that’s dimmer than in previous administrations.

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FauxTan the Barbarian

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Too many carrots?

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For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.
– 1 Corinthians 13:12, quoted by Robert Mueller

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Biggest laugh since William Henry Harrison. :rofl:

Too soon?

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Dim Don Drumpf.

I like it.

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Yeah, that crossed my mind as well… but Harrison fell ill three weeks after his stunt, and quite possibly would have made it if only he had managed to get some rest and avoid his doctors.

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The dimness is due to smoke from the coal furnace in the basement.

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