White House events "more dimly lit than in previous administrations" to hide conspicious orangeness of Trump's winter tan

the man is disgusting, forget the tan, go read the stories of what he does at marlargo while making the government pay for all the secret service to stay there while he profits from it

the most horrible part? he is BARELY going to lose, it won’t be a landslide if he makes it to the next election, enough morons saying “anything but a democrat” will attempt to re-elect him, it will take a supreme effort to defeat him and still much of his damage will be around for decades afterwards

hurry the f-up Mueller, the country is burning

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Dim Don ‘Dinky Digits’ Drumpf

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I know it’s crazy talk, but maybe the solution to appearing too orange coloured might just be not staining your skin orange?

Nah, that’ll never fly :stuck_out_tongue:

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He should be called out for all the bad things he’s doing

The GOP must be held accountable for all the bad things he’s doing.

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The orangeness is emanating from Donald Trump’s damaged second chakra. I suggest the best resistance is to concentrate love on healing him, and untangling him from his current karmic state, which alas, is now bound with all of ours.

From Wikipedia:

"The six petals represent the following modes of consciousness, also known as vrittis: affection, pitilessness, feeling of all-destructiveness, delusion, disdain and suspicion.

Svadhishthana is associated with the unconscious and with emotion. It is closely related to the Muladhara in that Muladhara is where the different samskaras (potential Karmas) lie dormant, and Svadhisthana is where these Samskaras find expression. It is associated with the element of water, the sense of taste and the act of procreation.

Svadhishthana contains unconscious desires, especially sexual desire. It is said[2] that to raise the kundalini shakti (energy of consciousness) above Svadhishthana is difficult. Many saints have had to face sexual temptations associated with this chakra."

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Jesus Christ. What a cynical and depressing view of history.

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“Dark enlightenment” is a fitting term. Anyone who is familiar with The Ra Material (or just knows wtf is going on) knows that certain entities are present in our world who are putting their energies into “graduating” to negative-polarity fourth density existence. Trump is a perfect example. These people are anti-Christ/anti-Krishna consciousness oriented, extreme service-to-self, separation from others, dominance. And it is of course a valid path of free will for entities within The One. But the rest of us need to resist their destructive tendencies, and the damage it is causing to the world as a whole.

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He already doesn’t respect scientists; maybe if we send one of the Kardashians, he’ll listen. Or some attractive woman who will put up with his nonsense.

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Aurantium vir est malum. :joy:

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I feel that way every time I read about this White House. Like, you think it can’t get any dumber, but it does. New facts come out, and you realize the previous understanding of the situation wasn’t nearly as dumb as it turns out to be. Even for particular issues - like security briefings.
Obama read 10-page briefings on each subject. They knew that wouldn’t fly with Trump, so it got shorter. Then it became 2 pages. But then it was revealed that was too much, so it was two pages of short paragraphs and pictures. But that was too much, so it was reduced to bullet points and diagrams and pictures with his name frequently mentioned. But then it was revealed he couldn’t sit through that - so now they’re trying to boil down ten-page security briefings into two or three sentences, verbally delivered. And somehow they still need to say his name a lot to get him to pay attention, even to a couple sentences. And yet, even with all that, it’s clear Trump ignores everything they say, or only takes away real estate-development-related information. (E.g. discussion of a strategic island elicited only two questions: were the people nice and how were the beaches. Neither remotely relevant to the issue at hand.)

Happened to me as a kid, briefly, due to a love of carrot juice. But the orange was a lot more even than Trump’s color…

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I don’t think I could find a woman who will put up with his nonsense attractive.

The Kardashian ploy would probably work, though.

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Same here. Not unless she was getting in position to go Leia Organa on his neck.

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Sounds so much like dementia.

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I don’t think he ever had to do it, I believe there are plenty of Rasputins/Bib Fortunas around to do the thinking for him. (I think this is always the case, to an extent, and I figured that Reagan was similar in handing everything over to the Cabinet or whomever whilst he napped)

Also:

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“I’m an eggplant”


“So, you… you say you’ve been in the city all winter?”
“I was in Maine for a couple days.”

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It’s really hard for me to tell if he’s getting worse, or if the demands that people are trying to make on him keep getting diminished just because they realize what they were doing wasn’t working, and take it down to the next level - only eventually to realize that it was always a lost cause and he was never going to be able to take in anything they tried to tell him. Meanwhile, it seems he is taking in information from watching movies. Someone convincingly connected all his border rhetoric to one of the Sicario films.

I recollect one of the earliest jokes about Trump’s briefings (I think it was an early effort by the Onion) turned out to be literally true, as it was about the briefings being bulletpoints and pictures. And it’s now been surpassed by the absurdity of the reality. Onion then tried to out-absurd it, but I’m not sure which is worse - a kid’s activity page, or two spoken sentences. (I honestly kind of suspect Trump couldn’t manage the kid’s activity.)

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I watched the first of those last week, I can’t see how he took away his message from that. He is who he is but that would be a stretch even for him.

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As a casual observer, I would say he’s overdosed on Carotene.