But you don’t want to be around when he moults in the spring. (Shudder.)
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But he does know about making sure the colour stays inside the lines.
(Sorry.)
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That’s an unpleasant image, have you considered a career in writing horror?
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We need new color names. Buffalo feces + jaudice yellow.
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If it were Farrow & Ball it would probably be called Seville Squit.
looking for a ‘vomit’ icon to press since ‘heart’ does not quite fully convey the sentiment.
** Call back to comic book guys “There is no emoticon for how I feel.” **
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There is one:
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All the weird, not-based-remotely-in-reality details that he’s been repeating over and over seem to have come from that film (border runners in special cars, women with tape over their mouths being trafficked, etc.). Even if he managed to sit through the whole movie (unlikely), it was only bits of it, that he didn’t understand, that stuck with him.
Only metaphorically (and racistly).
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That must come from the sequel, which I haven’t seen. The first one didn’t have special cars or kidnapped women. It did have a tunnel. But the overall message I got from it was “everything is terrible, nothing you do will make a difference, violence begets violence, it never ends”.
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I’m sure it has something to do with the dim bulb in the Oval Office.
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I haven’t seen either movie, but the scenes are apparently from the sequel, which, if I remember the reviews correctly, was the dumber, even more grim & cynical film.
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Tell him he needs to detox and send some Goop products and a jade egg to stick where the sun doesn’t shine.
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Must. Scrub. Eyes. And. Brain.
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Man, I will never understand the right wing…
They’ll vehemently defend the Orange ShitGibbon’s fake and bake attempt at looking more melanin rich, when they all seemed to have so much of a problem with the last guy… because of the melanin.
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In Trump’s case, what’s needed is a Drek-xorcist.
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" According to their study, it is the brain – and not the eyes – that assigns colors to objects; furthermore, with a bit of tinkering one can fool the brain to assign the wrong color to an object being viewed."
Maybe the right wings’ brains are for shit.
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The bright side is that future timelines will seem wonderful in comparison. The future should be thanking us… to which I would respond, “Fuck you”.
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Considering his diet consists mainly of fried foods, my guess is the condition is not related to excess consumption of carrots.
I would suggest Dr. Ronny test his liver functions, because his liver could be royally fucked up.
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So does he fluoresce under certain wavelengths?
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