Why did this gentleman put a chainsaw in his pants?

“Call your doctor” vs “McCulloch chainsaw”. So easy to confuse those.

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A little song, a little dance, a little chainsaw down your pants…

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At least it was off.

If This Were Florida, it would have been running when he did so.

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Why doesn’t the cameraman turn him in?

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Yeah, what’s the point of a security camera if you can walk out like that? Insurance, maybe?

Hey, I have a windbreaker like that!

"Dear Penthouse:

Until last Tuesday I had never been in a hardware store, but there was one right next door to Good Vibrations, and I guess I wasn’t looking where I was going. Anyway…"

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Yeesh, I’d hate to see what kind of man-scaping he needed to do down there.

(awww man, @Faffenreffer beat me to it!)

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Nice JIF, Heather!

Get down and dance
Step on some ants
Everyone drop a chainsaw down your pants![/Was (Not Was)]

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