Why old statues have tiny penises

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Do Greek and Roman statues usually show erect penises? After all, there are growers and there are showers.

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Has consideration been given to the fact that the penises in all of these statues may very well all be of appropriate size, but the bodies attached may be out of proportion? Just sayin’.

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That’s probably the bag of dicks Louis C.K. was talking about.

Speaking of Louis C. K., ever see his stand up from the late 80s? OMG - horrible.

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You had me there…

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Click…click…click…OH GODAMN WHY IS THE SITE TAKING SO LONG TO…click…click…click…

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Yeah out of curiosity I recently looked up Louis CK’s early standup and it was … not good. A case study in how it takes decades of hard, painstaking work to get really good.

Also he had a lot more hair.

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Ah, the old reverse-Samson trick of trading hair for speaking confidence and skill. I call it “pulling a Jony”.

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