I know, you might think to yourself, how could I possibly support Donald Trump? The man is clearly is the love child of long haired guinea pig and an Oompa Loompa that escaped Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Yet millions of people have found reasons why (or why not) one should vote for the man.
I can think of some very good reasons a Trump Presidency would be Great for America including:
- Gilding on the White House and an all you can eat sushi buffet
- A huge boon to wig makers during Halloween every year
- Watching his future cabinet members go through a Miss USA pageant
- Every country on the planet finally admitting that we are better than them (at picking ridiculous heads of state)
- An end to global warming (hello nuclear winter!)
- Gambling and prostitution at Trump Brand White Houses ™ located in all 50 states (plus Puerto Rico!)
What other great reasons are there for why (or why not) one should vote for Donald Trump?