Wi-Fi enabled, voice-activated smart grill cooks food at owner's command


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#2

‘Search Engine Optimization ruined my steaks’


#3

The grill for people who hate grilling, but want to look like they know how to grill.


#4

Remote control cooking lacks much- like food prep, which the Richie Riches who could afford this crap can’t be troubled with. Sounds like something that might be used as an ordinary grill later.


#5

And what’s the recipe database? “To Serve Man”?


#6

Hold on, reading this it seems like I’m expected to get up and put the frickin meat on myself, with my appendages or whatever!? Fatal Design Flaw.


#7

Ok, grill-gle…


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Demo here… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAKdLZqL-Oo


#9

When I said in the Microwave cookbook thread, you cook food by putting fire under it, this is not what I had in mind…


#10

Wow, this sounds like someone read The Secrets of the Wholly Grill and thought “what a good idea”. (ah,man, that book. It was the first time I really became aware of the issues with copyright and absurd licenses.)


#11

That was my impression too; at first, I wondered who really needed help with the first and easiest form of cooking, but then I remembered that I do know people who literally can’t boil water without help (they’d leave the pot on the stove and not check on it because they thought that, like a microwave, it would shut itself off when it was “done”).


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Ping grill
…Grill responding!

Activate burger program
…Burgers sizzling, sir!

That’s ma’am!
…Ma’am sizzling, sir!

No, nevermind.
…canceling burgers, sir!

Just make me a goddam burger!
…ok, you’re a burger!

No one likes a smartass, grill.
…I love you too, sir.

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