Wichita Police nab "Poopetrator" who defecated in the wig aisle

Originally published at: Wichita Police nab "Poopetrator" who defecated in the wig aisle | Boing Boing

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That is an unholy amount of splashback that damaged wigs on the shelf. She surely didn’t get away cleanly from that crime scene.

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Hey Kansas is on BB agai-- oh god damn it!

It is never for something good :confused:

Man, how do people do this? I don’t like to go in a restroom with other people in there.

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“Public enemy number 2”

Two poop attacks
Two different stores

Los dos bandidas!

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A “shitty situation” for sure.

My hometown, folks. :man_shrugging:

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“The defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result.”

Ohhhhhhkaaaayyyyy. . . .

Do I really want to know how that would happen?

lol, hello fellow Wichitan!

Yeah, seems like we show up for the “best” of reasons. :rofl:

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Seems like a perfectly good wig for a Monday. What’s the problem here? :crazy_face:

Yeah, shaking my head, too. 0_o

Well, as a Texan, I feel your pain.
Hey! Y’all want Ted Cruz? Or Czar Abbott? or… or… damn, that’s a long list…

But… shitty wigs?
Nope.
Can’t beat that.
Not yet.
:grinning:

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mad-pooper-times

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florida man (belatedly) enters chat

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