Originally published at: Wichita Police nab "Poopetrator" who defecated in the wig aisle | Boing Boing
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That is an unholy amount of splashback that damaged wigs on the shelf. She surely didn’t get away cleanly from that crime scene.
Hey Kansas is on BB agai-- oh god damn it!
It is never for something good
Man, how do people do this? I don’t like to go in a restroom with other people in there.
“Public enemy number 2”
Two poop attacks
Two different stores
Los dos bandidas!
A “shitty situation” for sure.
My hometown, folks.
“The defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result.”
Ohhhhhhkaaaayyyyy. . . .
Do I really want to know how that would happen?
lol, hello fellow Wichitan!
Yeah, seems like we show up for the “best” of reasons.
Seems like a perfectly good wig for a Monday. What’s the problem here?
Yeah, shaking my head, too. 0_o
Well, as a Texan, I feel your pain.
Hey! Y’all want Ted Cruz? Or Czar Abbott? or… or… damn, that’s a long list…
But… shitty wigs?
Nope.
Can’t beat that.
Not yet.
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