Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/13/wild-pig-on-a-beach-charges-an.html
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Still doesn’t beat Billy McFarland getting bit in the balls…
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Some days, the comments just write themselves.
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Payback’s a bitch.
ETA: 1 Tetanus shot coming right up!
No wait… Rabies!
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Wild pigs are vicious.
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I would follow that pig’s 'gram.
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Apparently, she was not fit enough to outrun the pig.
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looks like a opportunity to “influence” for Coppertone
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A tinch of redundancy.
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“How you like it when I chow down on YOUR pork butt?!”
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You pay extra for that in Thailand.
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“Fitness influencer”
Jesus christ, I can’t believe this world exists.
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That feel when you get porked hard in the butt
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That’ll do pig. That’ll do.
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Don’t be a paleface!
Pig to another pig: Tastes like chicken.
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“Look, we’re spending a lot of money here. If the girls want to see the pigs, then we go see the pigs.”
- Ja Rule
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Male chauvinist something something . . .
She should get that bite looked at (and thanks to instagram lots of people will be looking at it.)
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Cannibals say we taste like bacon actually.
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The pigs are angry because they were promised luxury villas, but instead got soggy FEMA tents. That’ll teach 'em to trust instagram influencers.
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