Wild pig on a beach charges an Instagram model and bites her on the bum

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Let me be the first to mention Fyre Festival here

I hope she doesn’t get rabies. I’d hate to see an “Influencer” need to be put down. Just a shame.

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Relax, everyone. I’m sure she had that ass insured.

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You mean the one a few comments above yours?

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Pigs can be astoundingly fast over short distances

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Hey pig, we’ve all had the same thought, but the mark of proper social function is not to act on it eh?

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Instagram model? Pigs arse. Is that a tall pig or…?

Baby got back
Yeah, baby, when it comes to females
Cosmo ain’t got nothin’
To do with my selection
Thirty six-twenty- four-thirty six
Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3

How much does a pig charge for this kind of service?

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Indeed. I think we need to start changing the term Influencer to Direct-to-Consumer Retail Lobbyist.

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Maybe HPV vaccine for the boar? :wink:

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Contextual advertising FTW.

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It doesn’t really. Just vaporware.

As the lunar new year kicks off, can anyone doubt this is the year of the pig? Pigs 1, Humans 0.

Joking aside, I really like Michele Lewin. She has built the body of her dreams (and no doubt her husband’s…)
michele

Dang, I wouldn’t be surprised if the pig chipped a tooth on that.

tenor

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