First, you guys are going to make me run out of likes. Second, the sound of my uncontrollable laughter would kill the ‘wild and sexy’ mood.
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For the gentleman who prefers his metaphors direct and proportional.
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speak for yourself!
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* notices your wolf *
OwO
What’s this?
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Your post is a real humdinger. Don’t let the haters get to you, there are some real master beraters out there.
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I just want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
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“Great for ventriloquists!”
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Now I have to hum Dido for the rest of the day. And who would throw her? She is so nice. 
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Ha ha! (Good catch - good joke, too)
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Thank you. 
Btw, I’m not a grammar or spelling Nazi, I just thought the typo was too funny to pass up.
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So many questions
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An armadillo I can understand, but… ?
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All right, you can have it. But - I’m not walking it.
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Would wearing this along with my three wolf shirt count as crossing the streams? Asking for a friend.
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Years of conditioning have made uncontrollable laughter a turn-on for me.
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The only version of that which would be remotely ok, would be if the picture were Mr. Bean.
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Are you saying toucan play at that game?
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I’m sure there’s a Pinocchio angle to be exploited as well. Something about lying about having a big cock then the nose grows.
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Has some one already pointed out that dogs love sniffing crotches and this could lead to some hilarious/weird pictures?
I - uh - I always tell the truth, that’s it.
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