Originally published at: Woman has difficult time stealing cucumber from Disney's EPCOT | Boing Boing
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But you see, she’s deathly afraid of cats, and she just knows one’s going to be around the next bend, so she needed that cucumber to put on the ground in front of it to scare it away! I mean, the internet wouldn’t lie to her, would it?
I hope she was escorted out of the park after that stunt. Because if that’s how she reacts to on “Living with the Land”, I fear what will happen at Galaxy’s Edge.
In some cultures, the cucumber imbues magical powers.
Given her inability to maintain her balance, I’m guessing… substances were involved.
Cucumbers are the new Bitcoin. If we all band together and hoard cucumbers, their value will skyrocket.
…somethingsomething seed money?
There’s a special place in hell for people who vandalize a tour designed to showcase mankind’s betterment.
I guess I’m lazy, I’d just take the escalator up to Garden Grill for a salad. Geez.
Don’t roll the dice if you don’t want a bruised cucumber.
She’s lucky she didn’t get sucked up a tube that leads to the fudge room boiler. The cucumbers must never be touched by human hands.
Maybe she expected to have to bribe a kappa. This is, after all, part of the Magic Kingdom.
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