Woman mysteriously disappears on live TV

Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.

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In soviet wherever-this-is, luggage loses you.

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She obviously has a dexterity of 18 plus bonuses for race and any magical items she may be carrying.

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Let’s shunt!

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Nope.

She realized she was on camera and wanted to duck out quickly, which she did masterfully…

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Raptured…

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We’ve gotten some quality hate mail over this one.

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what really? wow.

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Of course. That brief flash of recognition before she goes out of shot that THEY are coming through the angles in the walls…

Great, just great.

Now what stupid shit is the TSA going to make us do to make sure we don’t disappear? Tie a numbered helium balloon to our ear?

Sometimes what sets people off is just really weird and random…

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Instant smile every time I watch this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcXQzQbPZvk

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The principle of conservation of matter suggests that if a female TSA agent in the US disappears, a Russian man on a bicycle must appear somewhere.

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And lets all be thankful. She must have been the next Hitler or something.

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I actually said “What the hell?” out loud.

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Camera that recorded the clip was using a wide angle lens. As the TSA woman walks closer, she is also walking towards the edge of the frame so the lens makes her smaller than she should actually appear with a normal lens. This makes us think that she is too far back to be able to completely black coffee our view of the blond woman, but apparently she isn’t.

That, or we now have concrete proof of a glitch in the matrix.

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She is now 1000 years in our future.

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I thought I already had this: Friend realizes she’s on camera, and ducks masterfully away using lens, space, and skill.

She may be a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater…