Wonder why Donald Trump is 6 months late on his annual physical?

I’m sticking with the Right’s alpha-male, god emperor wears, makeup, hairspray, and high heels.

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What about the results of his mental?

The X-ray was leaked.

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We will never ever know Trump’s actual weight, height, or physical condition. He is a pathological liar who is surrounded by enabling lackeys. But we all know, for absolute certain, that he is a very sick man, both in body and in mind.

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HAWT :hamburger: :fries: :fries: :bacon: :cut_of_meat: :hamburger: :fries: :pizza: :hotdog: :sandwich: :hamburger: :cut_of_meat: :cheese: :hamburger: :hamburger: :cake: :doughnut: :hamburger:

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judging by the fit of the suits in this photo I gather the trumps have stiffed every every tailor they’ve contracted.

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Maybe he’s pregnant?

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I’m watching DS9 right now.

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maybe he’s a neutron star…

https://www.rtl-sdr.com/detecting-pulsars-rotating-neutron-stars-with-an-rtl-sdr/

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Elon Musk has already named a planet after his kid?

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That’s what really creeps me out . He straight up said he would f his daughter if she wasn’t his daughter.

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I am often reminded of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, only without suspensors on his girdle.

Unlike the David Lynch version, I always thought the baron in the book was vain, and used the suspensor girdle to hide his own weakness and to appear light on his feet. Not that much unlike President Biff, really.

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Another lie from one singularly lazy and disorganized.

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It’s the stress of acting responsible, in a position of true leadership beyond pandering to the base.

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Well, you know, the only people who claim that Donnie never drinks or does drugs is, well Donnie himself and no one else. And it’s certainly never been documented. And for any claim of never seeing him drink, smoke and/or snort in public, dunno that I wouldn’t put it pass a fraud like he to do it only in private.
So, sure, that nighttime rush to Walter Reed: OD.

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I can actually believe Trump not drinking, in light of his brother dying from his alcoholism. But drugs? He was a rich dude in late '70s to '80s Manhattan. Of course he’s done coke, and probably more.

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Please stop posting a pile of tweets on things. I have no idea who those people are, they’re all saying the same thing and it’s just clutter on the page.

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I know we aren’t supposed to make speculative comments on mental illnesses or abilities, but I’ve heard enough from people who are specialists that if Trump was my dad, I 'd have him tested.

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It’s what Xeni does and has been doing for a long while now. Best to get used to it or just scroll past.

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He’s very selective about his views on alcohol. He’ll go to parties where there’s heavy drinking. He’ll tweet about an associate’s cure for coronavirus: a bottle of whiskey. But when it’s his brother and his family, he’s dead against it, and they have to be cut from the inheritance.

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