Wonder why Donald Trump is 6 months late on his annual physical?

When the orange terror admits illness, Obama and Biden will be blamed. Barr will investigate. Evidence will be found or invented. But who’ll drink the bleach and Lysol?

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It’s an unretouched inauguration ceremony photo. Yay!

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That was just a spur of the moment thing.

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Those suits! It’s like they’re all toddlers in daddy’s business clothes!

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Yes it can

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I really wish someone would just shave the left side of his head. His ego wouldn’t allow him to go out in public anymore, and he would look more age-appropriate. Of course nobody could get close enough to do such a thing except maybe his wife…oh, right…she doesn’t want to go anywhere near this monster.

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Because he’s a lizard man from planet X29-Æß, that’s why.

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There is made to measure body armor clothing that’s virtually invisible when worn. Miguel Caballero makes protective clothing that’s designed to exactly fit your torso and look like conventional clothing. These people simply stand like doofuses.
BTW there’s no way DT is over six feet tall. Eric is 6’5" and towers over his father.

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He’s actually just standing in a pool of water at all times.

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I’m almost certain Trump would look more dignified if he accepted his baldness.

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From the STAT opinion piece: As the president’s demeanor and unusual decisions raise the potential for military conflict in two regions of the world, the questions surrounding his mental competence have become urgent and demand investigation.

Ohhhh, so many, many recorded occurrences besides “potential for military conflict” to trigger urgent investigations. Still, I understand Dr. Vox’s strategy; he’s saying that 'the monster has already stolen your chickens while not being held accountable… but now he’s threatening to shit in your well and destroy your cabin.

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Someone get this guy a Trump graphic model:

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ds9-sisko-what

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Well, he’d certainly look more the mash up Lex Luthor/Kingpin he has always wanted to be.

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Hope Hicks? Ivanka?

Oh, you meant Melania

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… the monster has enablers and co-conspirators, and they are collectively, systematically shitting in wells foreign and domestic, leveraging externalities to the nth degree in an irreversible screwing over of upcoming generations (see also the Tragedy of the Commons), while profiting beyond their wildest dreams from the ongoing pandemic.

Through Cult45’s cynical complicity, they are destroying cabins all over the planet. That’s their strategy.

Dr. Vox’s strategy is the nightmarish pretzel-logic of bargaining with the devil. The problem with that scenario is that if the devil also has narcissistic personality disorder, the devil is constantly breaching contract and renegotiating particulars. I wish I did not have firsthand experience with this scenario.

The U.S. Electoral College well and truly has let the devil in the door.

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Depends were insufficiently presidential, so he just wears a wetsuit under his normal clothing.

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Dr. Vox’s message is meant to motivate those who are theoretically entrusted to protect him, but who would actually wish him to be out of office.

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100,000 deaths and twice that by the of the year so of course he went to play golf today at his own resort so the taxpayers could shell out another quarter-million into his pocket, meanwhile “ordering” people to congregate at churches

can you imagine the non-stop (armed) protests if obama did that?

this country isn’t making it though this year, even Bush with iraq war horror show was nothing like this bad

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Trump can’t release the results of his physical while he’s being audited by his physician or something like that.

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