Wonder why Donald Trump is 6 months late on his annual physical?

I think the strenuous mental lifting to realign their thinking and theories might take them a whole weekend.

“You see, Trump was protecting the real leader, Mike Pence. Mike = 4 Pence = 5, 45! QED!”

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Donald Trump claps his tiny hands as veterans ride their motorcycles along the South Drive of the White House Friday, May 22, 2020, during the Rolling to Remember: Honoring Our Nations Veterans and POW-MIA event. (Official White House Photo by Shealah Craighead)

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usually presidents release at least some information about their medical condition. trump has released some, probably doctored ( eek, sorry ) medical info in the past.

like his tax returns, or his blase attitude about killing tens of thousands of americans, he doesn’t seem to care much

https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/12/health/us-presidents-physicals-documents/index.html

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If Trump was killed by lightning while playing golf during a storm, Qanon would probably blame HAARP or something. If he dies in any way at any time they won’t accept it is natural. To them he is literally God-Emperor Trump.

He has sat immobile, His body slowly crumbling, within the Golden Throne of Terra for over 10,000 standard years. Although once a living man, His shattered, decaying body can no longer support life, and it is kept intact only by the cybernetic mechanisms of the Golden Throne and a potent mind itself sustained by the daily sacrifice of thousands of lives.

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We’re all dying. The only question is how quickly.

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I was with you until the potent mind bit. No number of human sascrifices, or anything else, would ever make “potent” an apt descriptor of that man’s mind.

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I mean, FFS. Short of maybe being an astronaut or SR-71 pilot or something who really needs a multi-part physical unless something is really wrong.

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I did say “To them he is literally God-Emperor Trump.”

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The “multi-part physical” explanation was the excuse they cooked up to explain why Trump unexpectedly had to be taken to the hospital for a couple of hours.

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What do you have to lose?!

Yeah, women wear high heels all the time and they usually don’t lean forward like that. Neither did Herman Munster for that matter.

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Who knows why has hasn’t seen a doctor. Even under the best of conditions he wasn’t the most rational person. He’s old. He is getting weaker. His mind appears to be on decline. He probably has a drug habit. He is probably more sick than he is letting on. He wouldn’t want anyone to know because he believes it makes him appear weak. That’s all you need to know. He simply might not care.

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It is possible the DJT of 55 years ago is somewhat different than the current iteration. Also possible he was forced to dodge by his dad.

Jesus, you mean they’re cloning the fucker!

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It’s like watching that Michael Jackson stage trick. How is this man still upright?

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And this; none of them stand like normal human beings. They have no idea what to do with their arms and hands. Ivanka’s stance is the most normal, but DJT, Jr. and Fredo all look like Mr. Potato Head figures

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:musical_note: "…and if he only had a brain":musical_note:

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The stances… and the bulk, as if they’re wearing concealed body armor.

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IANAD… however, I did a bit of digging and as one might guess, Frontotemporal Dementia is not a new topic of discussion re Drumpf’s health status:

The roundup of odd health quirks is here, even if one does not concur with whatever conclusions are being drawn by the author:

Sheesh even STAT news with this article opener “I’m a brain specialist. I think Trump should be tested for a degenerative brain disease” here:

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I suspect a Presidential leaky anus is the core of the problem here.