Breaking News! You heard it here first!
Mr. Fumio Kishida (who has previously served as the Minister of Foreign Affairs) has been elected the leader of Japan’s ruling Liberal Democratic Party (which is none of those things) and so will be the next Prime Minister of Japan starting…tomorrow!
Like I said, the Liberal Democratic Party is none of those things…and they’ve been in power ever since the war with the exception of a brief period between 2009 and 2012.
Obviously never spend a day in prison, which in general I agree with but the double standards annoy me.
Ah… Sarkozy… I keep thinking I miss the asshole leaders of the early 2000s… then I realize, I want them all in jail.
The poles got sick of the brits acting like taints
So, they’re like cats?
Yay!
Specifically, Pole Cats.
