World's biggest orgy to be attempted in Las Vegas

As far as I understand, this is somewhat standard in swinger parties: couples and solo women only and nothing queer but some female to female action for the benefits of etherosexual males.

Presumably, there are women who appreciate the attention of multiple men, but this kind of orgy is not for them.

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I am really enjoying this presumed typo.

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I mean, pretty much. I am sure it’d be a total sausage party.

I would even bet that if they allowed gay male couples in, it would still be a sausage party because the straight guys would all pretend to be gay couples to get in on the orgy.

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Hey! If the French can appropriate our “W” words, then we can appropriate your ménage a squat.

:wink:

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giphy

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All these years I’ve been wondering what possible use that might have. Now I know.

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World’s biggest orgy to be attempted in Las Vegas

Attempt nothin’. It’s Vegas. There will be the world’s biggest orgy.

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Per the linked site:

“And just as it’s technically impossible to have an affair with your bookcase…”

Las Vegans would differ.

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Sooo uh, hey single guy, want to “team up” to go to this orgy?

(How many Frat boys in Vegas will try this?)

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I can’t find anything saying no homos, but the posters of Big Booty Hoes™ with zero men make me assume it so.

Wanna start a giant queer orgy?

Hand sanitizer”?

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Don’t bend the spines back too far.

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Or judge the participant by his/her cover.

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My deepest apologies, I’m busy that week.

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quark-but-why

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Have you been married THAT long? :wink:

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To be fair, such a thing wouldn’t have been appealing BEFORE I was married… Maybe I’m just too vanilla.

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Nothing wrong with that, it is the finest of the flavors.

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Not that I want to shame people who are into things like that! To each his/her/their own, I say.

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