The photo of that conference hall is going to look like an X-rated Where’s Waldo? book.
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The suggestive power of ennui?
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“Look at you go! Good job, buddy! Two thumbs way up!”
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And mutual consent will be strictly enforced by onlooking security officers
Sexy!
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"attempted"? What if it fails? Will pizza delivery guys get in free?
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Do you suppose Guinness will send a representative?
I wonder if the bookmakers have set odds yet.
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My pathogens and bacteria alarms are going off.
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Gay male orgy would smash the world record. 
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Good questions, but something tells me that the orgy participants won’t mind too much if bookmakers and Guinness reps take a pass on this one.
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It’s Vegas. I would hope they have.
Whatever happened to “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”?
Will this be on Pay-per-view?
Are they going to also work in some of the other Vegas attractions, like the Bodies Exhibit?
Mindfreak Live?
Siegfried and Roy?
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Do they come in 12 1/2 quad E width?
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Don’t see why not. Isn’t the whole point of an orgy that people have many sexual partners?
I suspect others are correct. Shady dudes would game the system. Presumably there are gay and lesbian orgies as well, which probably have a one-sex policy. Don’t know if there are trans orgies or bi orgies, but probably and they probably have their own policies for preventing people from gaming the system. Human sexuality is complicated. A sex mass is bound to be even more complicated.
Perhaps the real problem is that whatever org officials these records doesn’t recognize LGBT orgy records.
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Paging Billy McFarland …
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Reminds me of this Seinfeld scene:
“You’re not going to do it? What do you mean, You’re not going to do it?”
“I can’t. I’m not an orgy guy.”
“Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium … by accident.”
"Don’t you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I’d have to dress different. I’d have to act different. I’d have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I’d need a new bedspread and new curtains I’d have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I’d have to get new friends. I’d have to get orgy friends. … Naw, I’m not ready for it.
“If only something like that could happen to me.”
“Oh, shut up you couldn’t do it either.”
“I know.”
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No offense meant at all @TimmoWarner but that is flippin’ adorable!
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Will it be bigger than the clusterfuck in D.C?
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Will they have have a wrap party afterwards?
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