Is it still an orgy if no one is really enjoying themselves?
Is it still an orgy if only John Bolton is enjoying himself?
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Bad time to be a maid.
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I hope they work out the safety issues regarding any resonant frequencies that might build up with that many folks doing the horizontal rhumba.
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Naked people smell less than clothes people because they dry out faster when they sweat.
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I sorta feel like the hand sanitizer seems like it’s not going to be that useful after you’ve had sex with a person who just had sex with a bunch of other people. The bacteria and virus ship has pretty much sailed at that point.
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I feel you (not to be taken literally). There are women in my past who had done the orgy thing. I have a good friend who is an ex-dominatrix/adult magazine centerfold model, whom I have seen in all her glory. For some reason, people like this gravitate to me, which I find mystifying because I’m the straight-up nerdiest looking/acting guy anyone’s ever seen.
Sure, it sounds interesting, but not something I think I would feel comfortable engaging in. I have enough issues with crowds as it is.
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OH man, now you raise other questions… is that security roughing up someone who broke the rules, or someone who paid extra for a whipping?
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If you break the rules, you don’t have to pay. 
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"setting the stage for a giant, Eyes Wide Shut-like fantasia. "
One would hope. But, have you seen people?
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The “air freshener” is 50/50 azithromycin / ceftriaxone.
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They can’t come in together without lady-dates.
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That’s the kind of bragging that’s going to get you a date to the orgy.
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No, I REALLY do not want to imagine that.
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leaving… satisfied? No… let that stay in Vegas.
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Goddamnit. Now I really, really want someone there to dress up as Waldo.
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why would anyone who enjoys relationships without responsibilities gravitate towards a vanilla white-cake like you or me? Lets think on that for a second.
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