Wuhan woman boasts about beating coronavirus check so she could fly to Paris for Michelin-star meal

Sad to read her account of how she was starving.

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I’m kind of surprised the mainstream media is still going with “Chinese coronavirus”. You’d think someone would have branded it with something catchy (heh) like “Wuhan Flu”.

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I have a half-sibling doing post-doc at Yale in epidemiology. This is a thing.

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I wonder how this is being spun by state media as a Korean that did this

Also, she should visit DC

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I was all set to echo my own outrage, but then when I saw that her twitter post went viral…

Yup. Okay. Thats a thing now.

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Maybe a WH tour…

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Has Michelin scored the chocolate cake at Mar-a-Lago?

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With all the Chinese visits that Mar-a-lago is getting I wouldn’t all be surprised if it shows up on coronavirus tracking map soon.

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You know, there are fleeting moments where I wished flamethrowers were legal.

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Same as the old pandemics. :roll_eyes:

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What u did there…

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She is defo at 0 meow meow beenz

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Negative numbers: Wu-Hoo! Beenz.

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“Here, have a Snickers.”

“Why?”

“Because you threaten to create a public health pandemic when you get hungry.”

nom nom nom

“Better?”

“Better!”

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Meet the new Typhoid Mary: Wuhan Jan.

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This is why quarantine on an area never works. Madagascar will not escape!

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Maybe she was thinking about this Corona in particular:

I have different nightmares, but I am not an infectious disease epidemiologist. This is a serious disease, kills roughly 5% of known infected individuals (most of the fatalities are males, though I don’t know how that compares to known infections). Bullshit like the selfish rich twit in the news headline are indeed bad news.

Wait and watch.

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Queen of Corona… sung as Paul Simon.

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In the apocalypse, everything is legal.