Young Karen blocks parking spot for her boyfriend, calls cops claiming she was hit by car

Exactly.

I dunno why there are always some folks who seem bound and determined to focus on anything and everything but the actual matter at hand, yet here we are.

Bottom line; calling the police for frivolous non-emergencies is a BS practice that needs to stop.

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I love the update from the linked page:

“UPDATE: WOMAN IN SAID VIDEO HAS CONTACTED MY WIFE WITH THESE WORDS “WILL YOU PLEASE TELL YOUR UGLY ASS HUSBAND TO TAKE DOWN THE VIDEO OF ME?””

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That’s called filing a false police report, a crime.

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it’s always tragic when somebody tries to be amusing and fails

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No, just you.

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Man, I used to see those commercials all the time back when I still lived in Ohio… and always, I thought to myself; “what an unfortunate name.”

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“Relax. Your name isn’t Tom, you got nothing to worry about!”

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I know of a receptionist at a high school named Pat Dick.

Parents really should think more before naming their kids.

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Neither of which is to be confused with legendary women’s basketball coach Pat Head.

EtA according to wiki her father was a Richard Head

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Hmm…I like equality, but hyphenated names for the kids might be a bad idea.

Surely causing a public nuisance is a chargeable offence?

I think my Headmaster must have been related. Although, he had another name.

The way she was dancing around, total jackass move.

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Yes. Though the late Dick Assman was at least compensated (?) with a little minor celebrity…

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Dick Trickle, one time IndyCar racer

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If she got “hit by a car”, how is she going to explain the video of her dancing to the police? Seizures?

Lady Gaga Dancing GIF

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I know a Long Wang, born in Korea and moved to the states.

No you don’t; those are both surnames.