Zoom in on the syrup

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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/02/zoom-in-on-the-syrup.html

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Is this Denny’s “Live mas”?

Yes, please

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Subliminal Pancakes?

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That’s butter?!

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Denny’s social media is quite topical these days, if you haven’t heard.

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Corn product != syrup

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"The standardization of consumption has provided a cost-effective method of sedating the majority of the planet’s human populations. We are all Elvis now, and we will all be soldiers for the glory of the corporate world-state in the fourth world war. " --Rich Hoak

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The corporate masters allowed this frivolity? What is happening?

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I’m not sure whose social media presence is more ridiculous(ly bizarre), Denny’s or Arby’s.

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I… I couldn’t read it. Presbyopia?

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I saw this meme pop up on /r/me_irl a few days ago. I’ll go on record to say it’s one of the stupidest ones to emerge from the past couple years. I’ll be glad when it’s dead.

I guess it’s time to pick up my senior citizen card.

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I can’t believe it’s not.

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My thought exactly.

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The BB copy went through one too many conversions. The twitter copy is a bit easier to read but I leveled it in the spoiler tags here.

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My favorite reply on twitter I saw was “Are you OK?”

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Uh … huh?

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Yeah, I found myself squinting at my monitor to read the butter. I know presbyopia is around the corner, but GODDAMNIT I’M ONLY 42! I’M STILL YOUNG!

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Thank you for that.

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consume.

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