Zoophile stalked farmers who denied him their mares

Stable boy?

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I think unstable boy would be more likely.

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I’m a bit surprised that if this went on for so long, one of them didn’t just say… “Um, ok, that’s weird, but knock yourself out” all the while thinking, “I’ve got a backhoe, and a back 40. Pretty sure nobody’d ever find him, particularly if I bury some livestock on top of him”.

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I saw Equus with Radcliffe and it was really fantastic.

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Those hayseeds took him the wrong way. All he said was he wanted to run for mare.

Stalking 101 fail. He should have been stalking the mares.

Yeah, but Kermie didn’t harass or stalk people who didn’t let him near Miss Piggy!

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To quote Tom Lehrer, “he majored in animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day.”

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