Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is pissed that his $50m house was barricaded by a bomb squad, called in to investigate a gift-wrapped box of horseshit that someone sent to Steve Mnuchin


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/12/25/literal-kakistocracy.html


#2

Hey whoever sent that package of horse poop. You have another candidate for a package.


#3

This proves the importance of mail neutrality.


#4

"O all who give and receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the magi. "


#5

There was a lot of it? Was it a very large box? I heard this story earlier and imagined about a cubic foot, but it’s growing!


#6

Full Disclosure: I am in no way affiliated with these people - but I do approve of their service.

https://www.poopsenders.com/


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#8

The Combo Pack really looks like good value.


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Also - I’m waiting for someone to weave the Shit Of Theseus into this thread.


#10

"We have $50 million homes and we can’t move. We can’t get out. That’s bad. They have to find another way."

Poor baby…


#11

Major poop story with quotes: “We can’t move.” - “Can’t get out.” - “That’s bad.” - they should just go to the airport and leave - sort of an LAXative.

sorry


#12

What!? He doesn’t have his own helicopter!? Poor schmuck indeed…


#13

To be fair I’d be pretty pissed off too if this happened to me. But I guess it’s more fun when it’s douchebags that are inconvenienced.


#14

The hero we both need and deserve.


#15

Frederic von Anhalt

… endorsed Donald Trump during his campaign.


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#17

A true American hero.

So. How did he get mnuchin’s address? Asking for a friend…


#18

…Mnure?


#19

Manure: the proper way to deal with bullies since 1955 1885.

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#20

Drones might work better. A squadron.