Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is pissed that his $50m house was barricaded by a bomb squad, called in to investigate a gift-wrapped box of horseshit that someone sent to Steve Mnuchin

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/12/25/literal-kakistocracy.html

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Hey whoever sent that package of horse poop. You have another candidate for a package.

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This proves the importance of mail neutrality.

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"O all who give and receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the magi. "

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There was a lot of it? Was it a very large box? I heard this story earlier and imagined about a cubic foot, but it’s growing!

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Full Disclosure: I am in no way affiliated with these people - but I do approve of their service.

https://www.poopsenders.com/

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The Combo Pack really looks like good value.

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Also - I’m waiting for someone to weave the Shit Of Theseus into this thread.

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"We have $50 million homes and we can’t move. We can’t get out. That’s bad. They have to find another way."

Poor baby…

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Major poop story with quotes: “We can’t move.” - “Can’t get out.” - “That’s bad.” - they should just go to the airport and leave - sort of an LAXative.

sorry

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What!? He doesn’t have his own helicopter!? Poor schmuck indeed…

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To be fair I’d be pretty pissed off too if this happened to me. But I guess it’s more fun when it’s douchebags that are inconvenienced.

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The hero we both need and deserve.

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Frederic von Anhalt

… endorsed Donald Trump during his campaign.

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A true American hero.

So. How did he get mnuchin’s address? Asking for a friend…

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…Mnure?

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Manure: the proper way to deal with bullies since 1955 1885.

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Drones might work better. A squadron.

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