Zuckerberg coldly explains to Facebook staff they are now to be known as "Metamates"

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Just an anagram for ‘MEAT STEAM’.

Nothing to see here, products. Um, er, people.

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Remember, there’s no I in Meat Steam

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Metaluna was already copyrighted but Universal Pictures (I have no idea who owns them now).

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I’m glad he’s giving up on trying to be nice. He’s really pathetic at it.

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A meme. Stat!

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Data can always check with Dr. Soong to see if he has an extra emotion chip.

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Hey, at least he tries! Also funny, unlike MZ.

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I am never facebooking a weasel.

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Metamite sounds like something one step worse than a yeast infection.

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Yet…

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Well, maybe if it sends me a Friend request we’ll just see how it goes…

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:wink:

Also, *yoink!

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My Dear Wife has that on a t-shirt, she proudly wears it.

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Zuckerberg also announced that all coffee and tea will be replaced with maté.

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Comcast

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