Originally published at: Zuckerberg coldly explains to Facebook staff they are now to be known as "Metamates" | Boing Boing
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I wonder if this firmware update will provide Zuck with more lifelike representations of human emotion.
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He has a “go fund me” to buy a personality, the demand is evident.
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This only confirms to me that there’s an element of masochism involved in choosing to work for Zuckerberg.
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My first day would be my last day working for that f’ing weasel.
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Solution: everyone starts talking like pirates, and so prounounces “metamates” as “meta-maties.”
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A little Metamucil might help with the firmware problem.
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Is it just me, or is Facebook taking on more of a cult-y vibe these days?
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The "cult of work " has been a whole thing in corporate US culture for a while. Getting a good review has been for years about convincingly insisting things like “I find a deep transformative fulfilment in what I’ve accomplished with those spreadsheets last week and am eager to receive guidance on how to better serve our cause.”
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Obligatory…
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From “teammate” to “metamate”? He’s been playing too much Wordle.
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Every new bit of video (ie: recorded more recently) I see of this guy looks even less human than the earlier ones. It’s like he’s an alien who used to at least try to blend in and keep his skin-suit in working order, but then he just stopped caring, stopped even trying to emulate what he thought were human behaviours, and then stopped maintaining his skin-suit, so now it’s even taking on a waxy/plasticy appearance and has stopped even showing those automated twitches that humans normally make.
It’s kind of unnerving.
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Yeah, I’m a masochist, but I think I’m going to be adding that to my “Hard No” list.
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Just when you think he has reached maximum creep. He surprises you.
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