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Unizone Corporation
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General Services Contract
* Vessel Information *
1.) Name of vessel: __Didn't See That Coming__
2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship:
Durable. Uses the latest technology from Carpathia, makers of fine hull enhancements for over two centuries.
3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:
Primates. Amirite?
Now consider the lobster:
Spacefaring badass
*Captain Information*
4.) Full Name:__Lazlo 'Scuttle' Deepwalker__
5.) Identity Class:
Space Lobster! Go deep or go home.
6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum (Y/N)
No. Performance-enhancing enhancements? Bah.
*Signing Bonus*
7.) Would you like to immediately receive your signing bonus of Ƀ.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait and receive Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus?
Deferred, please. None of this so-called "immediate gratification" all these warmbloods are always on about.
8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to greasing the random number generator during the character creation phase?
None. Any spacefaring species knows full well that one must embrace the fully quantum nature of the universe. I for one welcome our truly random overlords.
By submitting this application document to the Unizone Corporation, you agree to serve faithfully under the Terms and Conditions of our Endless User License Agreement.
Enclosed: Rough builder’s sketch of the Didn’t See That Coming.
