Ted Cruz: The Gays are waging 'jihad' against 'religious freedom'

Can we just eliminate that hypothesis from consideration because it has Ted Cruz reading?

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I demand you tolerate my intolerance!

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Maybe he just watched the 1984 film version and decided Sting was trying to turn him gay with those sexy Hawkman underoos.

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Does that include Log Cabin Republicans?

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If theyā€™re hungry, and theyā€™re paying, Iā€™ll cater to 'em. Rainbow cake and non-homophobic pizza for everyone!

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Also, donā€™t forget that God hates polyblends:
Ye shall keep my statutes. ā€¦ neither shall there come upon thee a garment of two kinds of stuff mingled together.

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Maybe some people have fear to be catering in Satanic parties.

Will you force persons to catering in Satanic parties?

I agree with you. I will feed them also.

But if you offer a catering service and your employees are afraid to go to Satanic parties.

Do you have the right to refuse the service or not?

Here in Texas, weā€™re not all idiots. We just have a nasty habit of electing the cream of the crop to higher office.

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I honestly have no idea what youā€™re talking about.

I would never force someone to cater. That would be wrong. Catering is against my beliefs.

Christians are waging a ā€œcrusadeā€ against ā€œpersonal freedomā€. Maybe I would make them cater.

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Does someone know what this means? Is this just a haircut or is it specifically about the long sideburn-area locks? Iā€™m extrapolating from the beard thing, but my head is already pretty rounded, so maybe Iā€™m already screwed. Donā€™t stone me, bro!

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Everythingā€™s bigger in Texas, even the idiots. :wink:

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I thought you were making this up, but there it is! Leviticus 19:19. Wonderful. Now Iā€™m going to burn in hell because of those polyester/nylon combos I wear for hiking and biking. Thanks, Obama!

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Ted Cruz: The Gays are waging ā€˜jihadā€™

Such obsession over the gays, Ted.

Ted, just admit itā€¦

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Neither Sanders nor Warren would have a chance as Presidential candidates. Yes, I like them both better than Hillary Clinton, and wish the Democrats could come up with a relatively centrist candidate with broad public appeal, but the did that in 2008 and havenā€™t come up with another Hillary competitor. Is Sanders even in the Democratic party? He caucuses with them, but he used to be a Socialist running as an Independent, and he used to hang out with Ron Paul voting ā€œnoā€ on horrible bills in the Senate and House, and neither the right-wingers nor the establishment like that kind of thing.

Indeed, see King David, or Solomon, for that matterā€¦

Cruz is a Senator. Much better perks than being a Fox News mouthpiece, though itā€™s always nice to have a fallback job if you lose an election.

Ted will say anything (or at least what his advisers recommend) to make sure that Iowa homeschool groups vote for him. I wonder what kind of adviser thinks Iowans are single issue voters. While heā€™ll say this stuff for the small time groups, itā€™ll be interesting to hear what and how itā€™s said to the big time groups and on national TV.