2020 Election Thread (Part 2)

By now, even Alito is saying “I’m getting sick of this asshole.”

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“Only losers give up!” is definitely one of the more schoolyard-ish rules that Donnie seems to swear by.

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“Strategic withdrawal” is not in his game book.

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Probably not even when he’s um, “with” a porn star.

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I can’t even imagine him being able to read it off a teleprompter. Would probably come out like, “satiric waddle.”

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I wonder if it’s time to make a new spinoff thread about the GOP eating itself.

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Done:

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Sounds like the newest political party in the US - The Neo Nazis Party.

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Worthy successors to George Lincoln Rockwell’s infamous American Nazi Party but without the honesty or guts to wear swastikas. Fake patriots of the scummiest sort.

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“We didn’t think that leopard was REALLY going to start eating faces.”

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Have you lot had the Electoral College Thingy ™ yet? Are we secure?

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I was just checking. It’s going on, and so far, no faithless electors. California won’t report until 5 pm Eastern time zone, so 4.5 hours more of nail biting…
For this part.

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Ta, Clutch

was just a little desperate for any hint of good news after all the bullshit going on over this side of the Atlantic.

As am I, nuurthing, as am I!

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Got everything crossed here.

After all this, they couldn’t possibly dare to have faithless electors?

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Nazi Boy gotta Nazi Boy.

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Much as I like you, fuck that…

:slight_smile:

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And the Congress is going to say “No”, and Biden will be President in January, and Harris will be the VP, and Trump is and will be evermore an impeached loser.

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As secure as a WiFi-connected doorbell.

Meanwhile, does anyone know here the “Electoral College” is defined and named in law? A group that never meets and has no campus – what, a college? Like Trump U?