When you work for the Dirty Digger, when he says jump, you say how high, no matter how much you may personally love The Donald.
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If you reframe it as the reality tv version of things, their doing it exactly right. Theyâre keeping the storyline where they want it. For now.
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Yeah, the wind from establishment news orgs âre-frameâ has been nearly blowing me off my feet these days. Ugh.
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along those lines, from driftglassâ
Dear Fellow Republicans!
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In the coming weeks will be offering absolution to Republicans like you who will soon be bravely denouncing a certain Burnt Umber Embarrassment (after you are safely out of his blast-radius) but are also deeply committed to keep the party apparatus he leaves behind intact and advancing its policy agenda with only minor, cosmetic changes.
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LOL!!! That is hilarious.
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I have to say that headline is not very endearing to me. I think it would be helpful if people stopped acting like Latinos in Georgia were the same kind of person as Latinos in Texas or Florida.
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Well, the author addresses that issueâŠ:
It was the first time in my 30 years of political experience that the nation finally learned a truth that Latino organizers have been trying to convey for ages. We are not a monolith and you must ask us for our vote if you want to earn our vote.
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I am shocked that people originating in 30 or more countries over several continents might have differences!
Geniuses
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They are trying VERY hard to get this to the SC, because Trump thinks his appointees will just give him what he wants⊠Hence, trying to send it to the federal instead of state courts.
How fucked up is it that I think Iâd make a more competent lawyer than these yahoos? I donât think Iâm competent at anythingâŠ
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Donnie hires only the best legal talent.
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arenât there some sort of provisions for continually bringing baseless lawsuits? arenât they just wasting the courtâs time at this point
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Shit is starting to get real in the Georgia runoff elections.
Republicans are now going after Warnock by bringing up that time he was arrested in 2002⊠for insisting that minors be accompanied by a parent or legal counsel before being interrogated by police. (Even the Law Enforcement officials later apologized for his arrest).
Seems like this is the kind of âcriminal recordâ that one ought to be proud to showcase on oneâs rĂ©sumĂ©, like the âGood Troubleâ John Lewis talked about.
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Thank you for this. IOU1.
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Iâm not clicking the heart on that one. Iâve read some of your writing. You are way beyond competent.
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NBC called Arizona.
This election is almost as slow as the hyperloop.
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