2020 Election Thread (Part 2)

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Sounds like the newest political party in the US - The Neo Nazis Party.

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Worthy successors to George Lincoln Rockwell’s infamous American Nazi Party but without the honesty or guts to wear swastikas. Fake patriots of the scummiest sort.

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“We didn’t think that leopard was REALLY going to start eating faces.”

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Have you lot had the Electoral College Thingy ™ yet? Are we secure?

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I was just checking. It’s going on, and so far, no faithless electors. California won’t report until 5 pm Eastern time zone, so 4.5 hours more of nail biting…
For this part.

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Ta, Clutch

was just a little desperate for any hint of good news after all the bullshit going on over this side of the Atlantic.

As am I, nuurthing, as am I!

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Got everything crossed here.

After all this, they couldn’t possibly dare to have faithless electors?

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Nazi Boy gotta Nazi Boy.

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Much as I like you, fuck that…

:slight_smile:

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And the Congress is going to say “No”, and Biden will be President in January, and Harris will be the VP, and Trump is and will be evermore an impeached loser.

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As secure as a WiFi-connected doorbell.

Meanwhile, does anyone know here the “Electoral College” is defined and named in law? A group that never meets and has no campus – what, a college? Like Trump U?

Um, well, yeah, it’s really not all that far off from that.

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As predicted elsewhere…

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Where were we in 2016, again? Under $20T? And he’s supposedly a good businessman?

Now I understand how he bankrupted a casino. See, it’s one thing to comp luxury suites to whales who lose lots of money at your casino. It’s another thing to comp luxury suites and champagne and caviar to gamblers who win everything at your casino. Which is what the Trump tax giveaways did.

Doesn’t matter how much you reduce costs if you drop revenue by 10x.

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and i’m pretty sure this is the first time debt has increased during an economic expansion. expansion is when you want to pay down the debt so you’ve got room for a rainy day.

oh, unless you want to undermine government and all of its functions i guess.

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Hey Donny - it’s official now:


Suck up, Buttercup.
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Shawn Meehan is one of the dead-enders who participated in Nevada’s alternate reality electoral college vote. From the WaPo:

“You could say this is our ­howdy-doody to the system,” said Shawn Meehan, another Republican who took part.

Does anyone have any idea what that means?

The doody part is accurate enough, but if he wanted to name check antique kid’s television, The Bozo Show would have made a lot more sense.

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