Originally published at: A black bear ruins a man's morning cup of coffee as it helps itself to a steamy soak in a hot tub | Boing Boing
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Absolute lie.
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All it needs now is some marmalade sammiches.
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Better than the average bear, I’d say.
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It’s been proven bears will leave if you ask them nicely. Canadian bears, anyway.
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“Did it speak to you?”
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Smarter, anyway
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My friend lives in a cabin he built himself on 50 acres in Northern California. One day he walked in to the kitchen and found a big female bear reaching in through the open window to grab a candy bar off the kitchen counter. He firmly told her: “No! You leave that candy bar alone.” He swears she had the most disappointed look on her face as she slowly turned around and left it there.
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How much bromine should I add to my hot tub after a black bear uses it?
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Sometimes life gives you lemons, sometimes it gives you bear soup.
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Excuse me, but this bear would like to know why someone built a Jacuzzi in its forest?! It also would like to say: thank you!
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I’d be doing the same thing if I was that bear.
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I’d call for a beverage. Hospitality man!
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look, if you spent your winter sleeping in a cave, come springtime your back would need a good soak in a hot jacuzzi, too.
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I can’t wait for the update to this story! Will the bear post a review, so the man finds his Jacuzzi mobbed by wildlife every morning? If smarter than the average bear, this one will keep the discovery of a delightful breakfast cafe and spa all to itself! 
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Humbolt county? That might explain things.
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If a bear bathes in the forest, is the pope baptist?
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One of the local bears in my town became quite the celebrity in the ‘90s due to his hot tub visits. There are colorfully-painted fiberglass statues of him all over town.
https://www.amazon.com/Samson-Hot-Tub-Bear-Story/dp/157098090X
https://www.cityofmonrovia.org/discover-monrovia/samson-the-hot-tub-bear#ad-image-0
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Juuuust right!
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