All it needs now is some marmalade sammiches.
Better than the average bear, I’d say.
It’s been proven bears will leave if you ask them nicely. Canadian bears, anyway.
“Did it speak to you?”
My friend lives in a cabin he built himself on 50 acres in Northern California. One day he walked in to the kitchen and found a big female bear reaching in through the open window to grab a candy bar off the kitchen counter. He firmly told her: “No! You leave that candy bar alone.” He swears she had the most disappointed look on her face as she slowly turned around and left it there.
How much bromine should I add to my hot tub after a black bear uses it?
Sometimes life gives you lemons, sometimes it gives you bear soup.
Excuse me, but this bear would like to know why someone built a Jacuzzi in its forest?! It also would like to say: thank you!
I’d be doing the same thing if I was that bear.
I’d call for a beverage. Hospitality man!
look, if you spent your winter sleeping in a cave, come springtime your back would need a good soak in a hot jacuzzi, too.
I can’t wait for the update to this story! Will the bear post a review, so the man finds his Jacuzzi mobbed by wildlife every morning? If smarter than the average bear, this one will keep the discovery of a delightful breakfast cafe and spa all to itself!
Humbolt county? That might explain things.
If a bear bathes in the forest, is the pope baptist?
One of the local bears in my town became quite the celebrity in the ‘90s due to his hot tub visits. There are colorfully-painted fiberglass statues of him all over town.